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I found this while browsing Membase XD
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Other corny (no pun intended) veggie jokes include.

Pick up line "where do you get your protein"

What does the vegan zombie say 'grains'

You have to meat my vegan friend.

This is by no means an exhausted list.
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That was such a corny joke
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What do Egyptians say when they eat too much?
I felafel.
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cornivore wrote: ↑Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:13 am What do Egyptians say when they eat too much?
I felafel.
Toot in common... :?:

Well I couldn't find a diagram of "the fart pyramid" (maybe this is still ahead of its time, or was it cleverly disguised as art)... :idea:
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Red wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:48 am That was such a corny joke
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