New Forum Game - Break a Curse

[Red]

You get banned from Club Penguin.

I now have a life.

You always shit yourself when you sneeze.

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

You get banned from Club Penguin.

I now have a life.

You always shit yourself when you sneeze.

I now never have to worry about being constipated.

You get banned from having a life.

[Red]

You get banned from Club Penguin.

I now have a life.

You always shit yourself when you sneeze.

I now never have to worry about being constipated.

You get banned from having a life.

Since I no longer have a life I decide to take up hacking. I learn how to hack pretty okayly. I hack into the game of life and unban myself.

You have a permanent erection that is 134 feet long.

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Since I no longer have a life I decide to take up hacking. I learn how to hack pretty okayly. I hack into the game of life and unban myself.

You have a permanent erection that is 134 feet long.

I cut off my own dick and use it to make a waterslide and earn a lot of money.

You are now Michael Dukakis.

[Red]

Since I no longer have a life I decide to take up hacking. I learn how to hack pretty okayly. I hack into the game of life and unban myself.

You have a permanent erection that is 134 feet long.

I cut off my own dick and use it to make a waterslide and earn a lot of money.

You are now Michael Dukakis.

What's the curse?

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Since I no longer have a life I decide to take up hacking. I learn how to hack pretty okayly. I hack into the game of life and unban myself.

You have a permanent erection that is 134 feet long.

I cut off my own dick and use it to make a waterslide and earn a lot of money.

You are now Michael Dukakis.

What's the curse?

You lose the 1988 Presidential election to George H. W. Bush and some dude makes a shitty song about you.