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by Red Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:49 pm
bobo0100 wrote: I wish I was an elephant, covered in a thick layer of fur.
Wish granted, but you can't see through the fur, and you are 5 times slower than all other elephants.
My wish: I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (42 Will not be accepted as an answer)
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by miniboes Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:20 am
My wish: I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (42 Will not be accepted as an answer)
Wish granted, but you will not be able to speak, write, type or ever express your thoughts in any way ever again to keep te secret.
I wish I won't get a headache on my flight back to Holland.
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by Jebus Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:01 am
miniboes wrote: I wish I won't get a headache on my flight back to Holland.
Wish granted but the guy in the seat next to you hasn't showered for a month traumatizing you to such a degree that henceforth you will be known as the non-flying Dutchman
I wish I had a 10-inch penis
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by miniboes Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:59 am
Jebus wrote: I wish I had a 10-inch penis
Granted, your penis is now 10 inch wide.
I wish I could study in Oxford for free.
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by bobo0100 Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:57 pm
miniboes wrote: I wish I could study in Oxford for free.
wish granted enjoy your fine arts degree.
http://www.ox.ac.uk/admissions/undergra ... g/fine-art
i wish life was a musical.
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by Jebus Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:17 pm
bobo0100 wrote:
i wish life was a musical.
Wish granted. You will have a chance to pee in 90 minutes and you will be finished in about 3 hours.
I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
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by miniboes Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:07 pm
Jebus wrote: I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
Wish granted, she is also an axe murderer.
I wish I get to own a Tesla in 10 years.
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by Red Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:10 pm
miniboes wrote: Jebus wrote: I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
Wish granted, she is also an axe murderer.
I wish I get to own a Tesla in 10 years.
Oh thats spooky a woman with a 10 inch vagina that muders axes.. I'm getting the heebee jeebies
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by miniboes Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:21 pm
RedAppleGP wrote: Oh thats spooky a woman with a 10 inch vagina that muders axes.. I'm getting the heebee jeebies
Well, she'd probably be a giant. Her axe might be big enough to split the empire state building.
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by Red Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:10 pm
Uhh... I wish I an apple.
Learning never exhausts the mind.-Leonardo da Vinci
