Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.

Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

I wish there were wild elephants in Europe.

They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

I wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.

[Red]

Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.

Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

What wish?

[miniboes]

What wish?

Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead.

They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.

I wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.

Donald Trump is there and wants to take a golden shower with you.

I wish immortality will become possible and affordable before I turn 80.

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.

I'm sorry. It was a long day. I was under a lot of stress and Hamon's loss didn't help.

[PsYcHo]

Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?

He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

[Red]

What wish?

Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead.

Well it's not really a wish if I managed to grant it myself now, is it?

[Red]

just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.

[PsYcHo]

just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.

Of course I meant superficially. Most people seem to want a Utopia, but really, wouldn't it be sooooo boring without those individuals like Zzzzz and yourself who have no desire to conform?

thinking on Miniboes wish...

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?

He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

Violence is never the answer. Give peace a chance.

[Ana]

Wish granted, but your fur is infested with mites and lice, making you scratch yourself with your tusks/roll around in dirt all day.

I wish Hogwarts was real, but magical powers only manifest in your mid-twenties and that I live the rest of my life as a witch who can make vegan eggs that taste just like real eggs.