Philosophical Vegan Forum

miniboes wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 pm

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pmOh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.

Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

I wish there were wild elephants in Europe.

They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

I wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.

miniboes wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 pm

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pmOh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.

Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

What wish?

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:48 pm What wish?

Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pmThey trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pmI wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.

Donald Trump is there and wants to take a golden shower with you.

I wish immortality will become possible and affordable before I turn 80.

miniboes wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:08 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pmThey trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.

I'm sorry. It was a long day. I was under a lot of stress and Hamon's loss didn't help.

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?

He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

miniboes wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:08 pm

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:48 pm What wish?

Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead.

Well it's not really a wish if I managed to grant it myself now, is it?

PsYcHo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:47 pm

PsYcHo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.

Of course I meant superficially. Most people seem to want a Utopia, but really, wouldn't it be sooooo boring without those individuals like Zzzzz and yourself who have no desire to conform?

thinking on Miniboes wish...

PsYcHo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm

RedAppleGP wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?

He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.

Violence is never the answer. Give peace a chance.

Wish granted, but your fur is infested with mites and lice, making you scratch yourself with your tusks/roll around in dirt all day.

I wish Hogwarts was real, but magical powers only manifest in your mid-twenties and that I live the rest of my life as a witch who can make vegan eggs that taste just like real eggs.