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Wish granted, use the following format:

Thanks, I'll play around with that.
I actually didn't mean it as my wish, though.

I see!

You find out how to use the format, become addicted to using the format and die from starvation.

I wish animals could talk.

PiggyOfDoom wrote:I wish animals could talk.

Granted, they all turn out to be racist assholes.

I wish I could be productive more than one day before a deadline.

Hey guys wanna hear a joke? NottNott is NOT coming back! Get it cuz... oh nevermind..

miniboes wrote:
Granted, they all turn out to be racist assholes.

I wish I could be productive more than one day before a deadline.

Wish granted, now you're more productive TWO days before the deadline,

I wish job employers don't require me to have 10+ years of experience with any one programming language (pain in the ass if you ask me)

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I wish job employers don't require me to have 10+ years of experience with any one programming language (pain in the ass if you ask me)[/quote]

Wish granted but now you have a even harder time getting a job cause now they have children getting paid with candy filling the position.

I wish to be a tinny tiny itty bitty less discouraged by social situations. A little bit couldn't possibly hurt right?

Wish granted, now everytime you're in a social situation, you manage to shit your pants and the smell poisons everyone around you.

I wish Garry's Mod would stop being a prick.

I think I kinda pushed the envelope on that one.

RedAppleGP wrote:I think I kinda pushed the envelope on that one.

Haha yeah, you'd think the fear of shiting my pants would make me more discouraged......

Or wait you were talking about your wish nvm.

No I was referring to the feces in your trousers.