Open Letter To....

[PsYcHo]

P.P.S. You hate taxes, so you ought to know that they are abolished in the DPRK.

Dear Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,

Communist aren't required to pay taxes, because they don't have any money to be taxed. (The country can save a lot of money by forcing people to join the military for seven years. ) . Also, they are likely starving and riddled with parasites from poor nutrition.

If the only fat person in the country is the one who rules it, you know there's a problem.

P

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

P.P.S. You hate taxes, so you ought to know that they are abolished in the DPRK.

Dear Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,

Communist aren't required to pay taxes, because they don't have any money to be taxed. (The country can save a lot of money by forcing people to join the military for seven years. ) . Also, they are likely starving and riddled with parasites from poor nutrition.

If the only fat person in the country is the one who rules it, you know there's a problem.

P

DPRK are not communists. The right to private property is safeguarded in their constitution.

They are malnourished due to the fact that there is western sanctions.

Kim Jong-un is not the only fat person in his country. There are many other fat people in his country. Kim Jong-un is also not that fat.

[PsYcHo]

Dear PW.,

It's ironic that you were so worried about using the term "guys" to describe people, as you thought it could be offensive, but you immediately mocked people using "y'all".

Glad to see you're so concerned about indirect mocking of an entire group of people.

Thank Heaven there is someone as progressive as you to watch out for people indirectly marginalizing entire groups of people!

The red states in the south are obviously horrible, and it's not like hundreds of thousands of people in those states are liberals; their majority voted republican for at least forty years!

Keep telling them rednecks how stupid they are; It will surely convince them to agree with you in the next election! (Y'all got another candidate as qualified/corrupt as Hillary? I'm sure he/she will win next time; it's not like an idiot reality TV star could win an election because your party is so self absorbed that it can't even recognize it's own flaws because the opposite party is just as flawed but louder this eight year cycle.)

Remember everyone (US Citizens only)), you only have two choices, Vote for one of the two parties we tell you is ok,/ vote for a person who isn't involved with the TWO parties who have made life so great.( basically treason. )

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Dear Ajit Pai,

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD! YOU RUINED OUR INTERNET!!

With love,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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[PsYcHo]

Dear Banker,

I understand that the loan I was approved for (but declined to accept for unexpected reasons) was based on certain factors, and I also understand why my recent request for a loan less than half of that was denied (also relating to those unexpected reasons), and while disappointing, I'm also a business type person and I understand you not wanting to take this financial risk. I understand and accept your reasoning for both those decisions.

However, when you suggested that your banking institution could give me a "Cash Backed Loan", that was the stupidest fucking thing I have heard anyone say for quite a while...and I live in a time when Donald Trump is POTUS. Why the fuck would I give you 15 grand, for you to loan me 15 grand? The entire reason I requested the loan was to stretch out payments over 4 or 5 years with a much lower interest rate than using other means of credit. I've been self-employed for five years, and yes, I no longer sub-contract with the one company, but if you spent ten minutes researching my experience and potential income I could get with HUNDREDS of similar contractors, you would see how fucking minuscule my payments would be based on my earning potential. I just wanted to move in a different direction, and all you did was slow me down. I can save up the damn money on my own by going back to the business I'm leaving (granted it will be a bit different, but likely more profitable), and I won't need a loan. And once I do, I'm refinancing my mortgage away from your bank; it will save me money AND give you the middle finger I think you deserve.

PsYcHo


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(Dear Zzzzzzzzzzz, I redistributed your image among the proletariat. You're welcome.)

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(Dear Zzzzzzzzzzz, I redistributed your image among the proletariat. You're welcome.)

Dear PsYcHo

Thank you, comrade! However, it is not my image. I got it from this website: https://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/

Yours,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (With 20 Z's! Not 11!)

[PsYcHo]

Thank you, comrade!
Yours,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (With 20 Z's! Not 11!)

You are hoarding too many "Z's", so I redistributed them. You are now Zzzzzzzzzz. (I redistributed yet another of your hoarded "Z's". You now have ten, until such time as it is necessary to provide more to the masses. I'm sure you understand.)

PsYcHo

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Thank you, comrade!
Yours,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (With 20 Z's! Not 11!)

You are hoarding too many "Z's", so I redistributed them. You are now Zzzzzzzzzz. (I redistributed yet another of your hoarded "Z's". You now have ten, until such time as it is necessary to provide more to the masses. I'm sure you understand.)

PsYcHo

There is an infinite amount of Z's, comrade. You can not hoard what is infinite, as there will always be infinite more.

Take a hotel for instance with infinite rooms. One day, infinite guests arrive. The hotel still isn't full, these guests can all go to their rooms, and any other guest who wishes to reside in that hotel may take their rooms still, as there are infinite rooms remainining! Infinite minus infinite equals infinite. If I were to book infinite (let alone 20) rooms in this hotel all for myself, it wouldn't matter and I wouldn't be hoarding.

A loyal officer of the party will be visiting your house shortly to escort you for a couple of months of rehabilitation to cure you of your disloyalty to the immortal dialectical science of Marxism-Bernsteinism-Kimism-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzism.

Yours with love,

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My name would have been this, perhaps even longer, but 20 letters was the limit when I chose my username. I don't even know why I picked the letter "Z". My favourite (latin) character is "B".

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Dear yanks,

Stop spelling so many words like "favourite" without a "u"!

Yours with loyalty to my Queen and country,

20 Z's!

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

To any Dentists who happen to be on this forum,

I am very worried about the state of my teeth! I haven't brushed them since last year!

Help!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[PsYcHo]

Dear makers of our typewriter styled coaster set,

I love the design of the item, and I also love the fact that the coasters have holes and depressions to allow condensation to fall into, instead of binding to the glass on the coaster like glue that lifts it up each time you take a drink, but...

It's a typewriter design. I don't know if the letters are alphabetic because of laziness, or if you are trying to intentionally replicate the old machines that did in fact have the letters arranged alphabetically. Dammit, I'd prefer QWERTY type.

Obsessively yours,

PsYcHo