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LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:10 pm
by Red
I found this while browsing Membase XD

Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:11 am
by bobo0100
Other corny (no pun intended) veggie jokes include.

Pick up line "where do you get your protein"

What does the vegan zombie say 'grains'

You have to meat my vegan friend.

This is by no means an exhausted list.

Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:58 pm
by cornivore
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Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:48 am
by Red
That was such a corny joke

Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 2:55 pm
by cornivore
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Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:13 am
by cornivore
What do Egyptians say when they eat too much?
I felafel.

Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:49 am
by cornivore
cornivore wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:13 am What do Egyptians say when they eat too much?
I felafel.
Toot in common... :?:

Well I couldn't find a diagram of "the fart pyramid" (maybe this is still ahead of its time, or was it cleverly disguised as art)... :idea:

Re: LOL (veggie jokes)

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:04 am
by cornivore
Red wrote: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:48 am That was such a corny joke
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The king of pop...?