Philosophical Vegan Forum

I made one similar to this, but have now decided to make it one sentence at a time, so like this (credit to Red for giving me the idea to do an example with funny names in his "7 letters" thread which I now realize I must have found from the "similar topics" bit):

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb: There was a man called Jeffrey.
Infrared: Jeffrey went to the shops.
SiCkO: He got abducted by aliens.
brimstoneSoup: They aliens were green and each one had two heads.
Syrian Spellbinder: Jeffrey danced with the aliens to "Neunundneunzig luftballons".
LiBERTy and FratERNIEty: Then they sent him back to the shops.
etc.

Each sentence can be as crazy as you like, it just can't have an ending, and no sentences that are irrelevant to the story. For instance, don't do this:

Infrared: When Jeffrey was at the shops, he bought himself a newspaper.
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb: Orange Man deserves no credit for any success in regards to peace talks on the Korean peninsular.

Anyway, I'll start:

Dennis was a very weird child.

Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.

Red wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.

One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 4:02 am

Red wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.

One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.

The aliens were also very weird, and they did things with Dennis's rectum, but it turns out that human feces is poisonous to these aliens.

Red wrote: ↑Thu May 31, 2018 7:40 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 4:02 am

Red wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.

One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.

The aliens were also very weird, and they did things with Dennis's rectum, but it turns out that human feces is poisonous to these aliens.

The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.

When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.

Red wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.

When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.

This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:55 am

Red wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.

When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.

This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".

Dennis and Dennis walked along Mars and discovered something that was buried in the ground.

Red wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:30 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:55 am

Red wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm

When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.

This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".

Dennis and Dennis walked along Mars and discovered something that was buried in the ground.

"We should dig it up; It might be treasure" said Dennis Prager.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:40 am "We should dig it up; It might be treasure" said Dennis Prager.

After some digging, they discovered it was a time machine.